Trumpy Bear Divided the World—and Conquered the Internet

Trumpy Bear’s two-minute commercial begins with a prophecy. A baritone voice intones it: “The wind whispered through the forest, ‘A storm is coming. You cannot defeat the storm … I fear nothing.” When the wind’s monologue concludes, the ad offers up campy endorsements of Trumpy Bear from salt-of-the-Earth archetypes: Firefighters, law enforcement officers, pizza shop …